It’s that time of the year again. Yup, it’s Christmas. People do a few classic things during Christmas like decorating the Christmas tree, stuffed turkey with cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes, exchanging gifts, and for the keener lot, maintaining an advent calendar. Not all, though. And if there’s one thing almost everyone does, it is to watch a good ol’ Christmas film.
From the vintage, A Christmas Carol, It’s a Wonderful Life and Babes in Toyland to the more modern favourites, Home Alone, Klaus, The Princess Switch and Let It Snow, and everything in between. But every coin’s got two sides. And so does Christmas. And the dark and bizarre side of Christmas seldom gets any significant spotlight. Well, how about we change that? There are always plenty of bizarre fishes in the pond.
1. Krampus (2015)
Based on absurd and ancient folklore, it originates in Germany but is particularly popular in Austria. Krampus is a grotesque hairy monster who is unknowingly awakened after a kid loses his Christmas spirit, courtesy of his dysfunctional family. Hands down, the most anti-Santa film you’ll find out there. And if you’re looking to teach your kid a lesson, this is just the film for you. And it works for adults too.
2. Don’t Open Until Christmas (1984)
Yes, that really is the name of the film. There is nothing festive and cosy about this British Christmas film. Rather it’s ridiculously tacky and full of gore and blood. Fun fact; the Santa in this film is the first one to die onscreen. Ever. Characters are underdeveloped, the screenplay makes very little sense, and the cinematography doesn’t have even an iota of creativity, so why watch this film? Because it’s bloody entertaining. If you’re looking for something that can provide intellectual stimulation, turn away immediately. But if you’re looking for some mindless fun, this is just for you.
3. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
With a brilliant screenplay and a dash of comedic horror, this Finnish Christmas film is highly entertaining. The story reimagines the origins of the Santa Claus legend and acts as a reminder of how most children’s fairy tales are dark. Take our old Disney films and cartoon shows for an instance. All in all, it certainly is a strangely brilliant film to sit back and watch, and when you do you might want to keep the kids out for this one. Unless of course, you don’t mind traumatising them.
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